Distracted, nauseated by mainstream media, and its shrill panderings; by mainstream medicine, and its monopoly on disease; by mainstream food, and its unlabelled carcinogens; by mainstream farming, and its chemical toxins....
We are way happier and healthier, away in left field, where the grass grows lusher, the flowers bloom bolder, and where we, and the cows, can eat our natural diet, untainted by all that mainstream sludge.